Obviously it got me to thinking, 'I'm hungry.' After I ate some food, though, I thought, 'I wonder what my life would be like if I really was a spy?' So I made one of my ever infamous lists.
If I Was A Spy...
- My name would be Dominique Francesca Lightningbug. I don't know why; it just would.
- I'd dye my hair black because that's what Angelina Jolie taught spies do in Salt. It just makes sense.
- I would wear waaaay cuter clothes than I wore in my dream. Black turtleneck? Not a chance.
- I'd live in a penthouse apartment and make everyone believe the bestselling author Jessie Holmes lived there.
- I'd buy a yellow Porsche because nothing says undercover like driving down the street in car that screams "LOOK AT ME!"
- I would live a successful, but lonely life, and wonder if my life would have been better off if I had gone to college, majored in Journalism, and married a nice young man who would have supported my writing career and the fact that no matter how hard I try I'll never look good in the color orange, had kids and lived happily ever after. Then I'd eat a chocolate and realize no, probably not. My life as a spy is definitely the better of the two.
xoxo,
Jessie
Ah! Sometimes I dedicate an entire twenty minutes to daydream about the spy life. Like you I eventually realize that it would be a life of loneliness but then I watch an episode of Alias and it suddenly seems so much cooler to be able to kick butt and live in deception. Although, I have a feeling I would slip up at some point because I would want somebody, anybody to realize how awesome I am.
ReplyDeleteI totally understand! You just want someone to know because how cool would it be to see his face of disbelief and then awe when you save his life? When I think about this is when I think it would almost be worth it.
ReplyDeleteNice spying.
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